Well now Mr. Pottymouth, it looks like your anger is going to help you lose a 30-year career.
Mel Gibson, actor, director and producer, was recently dropped (Hollywood word for "Fired.") by his agent William Morris Endeavor Entertainment amid allegations that he assaulted and made death threats against his ex-girlfriend. This is so are not going to help in a new job search.
It looks like his new movie called, umm, 'Beaver,' is going to bomb and he has been quoted saying he has money problems.
("You're a f---ing mentally deprived idiot. You can't even f---ing figure it out, I'm paying the tax money instead of the credit card. Don't you get it?" he told his ex-lover.)
A a woman, I don't condone this behavior for one minute, but I am forgiving and always want to help people have second, third.... OK, I lost count, but I want to help people find a job. (It's a good thing that I'm not Russian, Jewish, African-American or Latino, because I might not be so forgiving.)
But on to finding Mad Max a new job.
I've got to admit, this one is going to take some soul searching. First off, Mel might not walk away with a good reference from his former employer- you know, the public- but there is hope.
Mel's got some special skills.
While he probably wouldn't be a fit working in law enforcement, he does own a lot of guns. Perhaps a job as a gunsmith or in firearm sales? www.shootingsearch.com
The actor who once stared in a movie called, "What Women Want," apparently doesn't know what women want, so any work in a woman's spa or salon is probably not a good career fit. But, since he's quick with his hands, how about finding a gig where he can spar for 8 hours a day? http://laboxing.com/connect/employment/
And of course, everyone wants a job that they are passionate about, so....www.churchjobs.net/
So there you go- everyone deserves a job after they've screwed up and been fired- even a racist, sexist, narcissistic guy like Mel Gibson. And Mel, if none of these careers work out I have one final dream job that would be perfect for a swell guy like you:http://www.mahalo.com/how-to-become-a-walmart-greeter No need to call and thank me Mel. No really, DO NOT CALL ME!
Are you so desperate for work that you would risk your life for a paycheck? Well do we have a job for you!
No, we don't want you to join the military or take a job at Chuck E Cheese, but it's just as dangerous.
You'll have to get up at 3am, drive to work in the dark and risk life and limb climbing over shoppers- dressed in sweats and slippers wearing dirty NFL blankets (which they got in a fight over with a 90-year-old grandma last Black Friday) over their shoulders and sitting in beach chairs sipping over- sized Mountain Dews and eating pork rinds- just to get to work.
Then you will be thrown into a job that you've had absolutely no training for and the doors will open to people who haven't slept since the day before Thanksgiving and who have coupons for a HD wide-screen TV for $10.95. (there will be one for sale.) and who would as soon run your ass over as look at you.
STAND THE HELL OUT OF THEIR WAY!
We actually think that if you take one of these one-day only jobs you should go and hide in the bathroom until your shift is over. Bring a book and a sandwich because seriously, no one will notice anyway!
So check out the jobs, slap on your kids bike helmet and head to the nearest Wally World for a quick payday. Just think of the stories you'll be able to tell your kids.... if you make it home alive that is! Best of luck! *************************************************************************************
Black Friday - Retail Assignment - Earn extra $$
ONE DAY ASSIGNMENT - November 27th 1:00am-9:00am (Black Friday). Seeking candidates to assist customers with parking, locating items, crowd control busy departments and carry outs. $9.50 per hour. Great opportunity to earn a few extra $$ for the Holidays.
Please refer to job code 25953p when responding to this ad.
Our client in the Framingham (MA) area is in search of candidates to work Black Friday. The shifts are a 1:00am-9:00am and a 4:00am-11:00am.
This is a great opportunity to get a little extra cash for the holiday season. There will be 2 half day training sessions as well on the week of black friday.
We are looking for customer service friendly candidates to manage the foot traffic at the store. Candidates must be able to stand on their feet all day. A patient and flexible attitude is a must! Please call our office at 508-870-0900 and reference "black friday" when calling.
Manpower is an Equal Opportunity Employer (EOE/AA)
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Need flyering people to flyer on Black Friday! We need your help bringing awareness to the public about our newest health clubs!
Anyone interested will receive a free 30 day membership to our health club in exchange for your services!
Please respond via phone!!! 704-752-5988!!
Get your friends to come in! You can have fun working and then have friends to work out with too! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- San Diego, CA
Multiple Positions Available successful candidates must possess a telephone and transportation security experience preferred not required. Must have open availability including Thanks Giving Black Friday and Saturday after excellent people and human relations skills needed for this assignment. This for black friday for a large retail chain, hours will vary. Please read all instruction is this posting. Langner Security has recently been awarded a contract to provide crowd management/security for a major retail chain during "Black Friday" 11/27/2009. We have several positions available statewide and we are looking to work with qualified local security and event staff personal.
* We are hiring guards for this event. If interested in working as a guard, email the following to info@langnerspecialservices.com:
1. Name 2. Telephone Number 3. Guard Permit Number (if applicable) 4. Email Address
If you need more info please contact us at 888 452 4987 ASHLEY MILLER OR ALEX FERNANDEZ 818 237 5347 Sub-Contractors please call 888-452-4987 extension 77204
-One day event, average work day 9-12 hours. -Several locations with multiple guards at each. -Competitive billing rate.
Crowds, screaming children, swine-flu germs....but hey, if you need the money now is the time! People might not be spending like its 1999, but you can't really have Christmas/Hanukkah without presents , so the malls will be swarming with shoppers. This in turn means stores need temp workers and you don't need a hell of a lot of experience because they're going to fire your ass come January 1, 2010 anyway. But, since you're used to being unemployed it won't hurt your feelings.
So get out there and get a job! No excuses! Whether you have to give samples of cheese and wieners dressed as an elf to smart-ass kids or help old ladies try on bras, it's a paycheck. (We used to work in the Large Ladies Underwear Bargain Basement so quit yer bitchin!)
Go online and apply for as many jobs as you can (hurry- do it NOW) but a good bet is to pull up your pants and put on a belt and clean shirt and go from store to store and in your nicest voice say, "Excuse me, are you hiring holiday help?" Ignore the sneer from the 19-year-old manager, take the application and when you have 10 or more go to the Hot-Dog-On-A-Stick and fill out the applications. Drop them off on your way home and then do it again the next day on the other side of town. (We have teens- we've given this speech before!)
So go for it and don't spend all your damn money on your girlfriend because she's probably going to dump you after Christmas anyway.
MOVE!
Nordies is the big score- decent pay and deep discounts. Score one of these coveted gigs and send us a shirt from Brass Plum please- size medium. http://about.nordstrom.com/careers/careers/index.asp
The rich boys on Wall Street still buy the bling for their wifey (and mistress) so hit up Tiffany & Co. and don't steal anything.
Wal-Mart---OK, we wouldn't apply here, but you're probably more desperate than we are. Try not to get killed by a stampede of crazy, overweight people who think they need one more damn TV for the double-wide. The good news is you only have to work here for 40 days. Try not to look anyone directly in the eye and you'll make it.
Wal-Mart Employment: Walmart.com Jobs:
Wal-Mart employment information including job openings, the Wal-Mart employment application, company locations, and how to apply online is available at Walmart.com. Wal-Mart Career Information
For more holiday part-time gigs check out: /www.snagajob.com/
Oh, and for a GREAT holiday gift- check THIS OUT!!! http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/results.asp?WRD=thank+you+for+firing+me&box=thank%20you%20for%20firing%20me&pos=-1 Enjoy the Job! Happy Holidays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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