I know that in this economy everyone wants to continue working, but if you can't make it down the aisle without limping or your wide-bodied rear-end knocks some guys drink off his tray, perhaps it's time to take your itty-bitty pension and retire to a nice little condo in Bocca. I mean, you'll still have those free flight comps, right?
But while flying recently my flight attendents did not look like they could open the damn bag of peaunuts, so it did nothing to make me think they could tackle a terrorist. Or hell, a belligerant grannny either! And the extra baggage one flight attendent was carrying made me wonder if her boss charged HER 25 extra bucks every time she brought that ass on board.
I'm not trying to be mean, but here's the deal.(I don't have to try) At some point Boomers, we've got to step aside and let X and Y have their turn. It's a matter of survival of the fittest. If you can't do your job, find one that you CAN do. It's not fair to the kids who need that piss-poor paying gig that you've held on to since your min-skirt became a potholder.
A recent report by the Bureau of Labor predicted that the
But old timers- ya gotta let it go!
So, below are a few high-flying gigs for those UNDER the age of my mom and with a little less junk in the trunk.
It's the only way to fly!
Jobs for sky-high jobs!
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AND, jobs for your former hot-pants wearing stewdesses!