Seriously- this is the year to put your words in other people's mouths. There are gigs out there that pay big bucks for your words- so, you know, Fore score and all that.
Conservative:
http://www.rcjobs.com/jobseeker/job/9506737/Speechwriter/Confidential/?vnet=0
Liberal:
https://careers-clintonfoundation.icims.com/jobs/1844/job?&sn=Indeed&?mode=apply&iis=Indeed&iisn=Indeed
And Cleveland:
http://www.simplyhired.com/job-id/sqstxl42k7/executive-speechwriter-jobs/
