We were going to go all, " White Collar" on you and advertise a bunch of Wall St jobs, but upon hearing that those money guys might just get ANOTHER bonus (FYI: people who have not received Christmas bonuses- The President, Kermit the Frog, Yours Truly.) we thought twice.
So, we thought that because they were getting said bonuses, it was almost funny. Or sad. OK Funny/Sad- which reminded us that comedians need jobs too.
We all need funny people and they need jobs! Unemployment is so, NOT funny!
We need humor and not everyone has the talent to make us laugh. And laughing, especially in these times, is important. Because really, when was the last time you walked out of movie because it was too damn funny?
Comedy needs to be take much more seriously. It has been reported that laughing may actually cure serious illnesses so these people, in our opinion, by all rights, should be paid as much as doctors! Are we right here?
So here's a joke and then we have jobs for the funny people. People who don't laugh at those who slip and fall, a pie in the face or former politicians who write books, need not apply. Those people should go back to working on Wall St-enjoy your bonus.
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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"
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- Address: 1503 Chartres St., Houston, TX 77003 (map)
- Date Posted: 12/12/09
- Job Type: Freelance;
Are you a creative musician, singer, poet, comedian? Start to an investment, showcase and perform your talent in local Houston venues. We are in need of artist for the next Indie Artist Music Festival which is a regional cultured development of Artist of any form. We are hosting auditions and interviews, please respond to this posting, with the title in the subject line for more information. We encourage Artist who have established job related paraphernalia such as: demo cd’s and business cards, or any paraphernalia that indicates your commitment to your craft.
Ad ID: 1068289
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Next New Networks is calling for head shots/reels for New York area comedians, actors/bloggers with strong improv backgrounds. We're casting for 2 shows and need both males and females.
1) A semi-scripted satire of late night talk shows.
2) A talk show in the style of the View, but with a focus on the frivolous. Each week the show will discuss the latest pop culture trends from Twilight to the Balloon Boy. We're looking for comedians/funny people who will have strong opinions and are willing to fight to the death for Team Edward or Team Jacob. This is not for the faint of heart.
Pilots are being shot soon so get your head shots / reels in quickly !
Send in your resume/reel/ headshot to Rob@NextNewNetworks.com
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Date: 2009-11-23, 3:29PM PST
Reply to: job-qebbb-1479554581@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Showcase your stand up comedy talent and perform in a show at The Comedy Store
on the red hot sizzling Sunset Strip on the best night of the week!
FRIDAY NIGHTS!
The Long Running Hit Comedy Show, "FUNNY FRIDAYS" show now in it's 4th
year at THE WORLD FAMOUS COMEDY STORE is looking for new comics !!
In the "Belly Room" where Whoopi Goldberg, Jim Carey, Roseanne & Sam Kinison
honed their talent.
Get your fans, agents, managers, producers, directors, casting
directors, friends and family to come see you PERFORM YOUR STANDUP
COMEDY with well known comics froms MADtv, Comedy Central, Last Comic
Standing, Showtime, Def Comedy Jam, PDiddy's Bad Boys of Comedy and HBO
and at the same time meet people in the comedy biz and open doors to
showcase your talent.
We have drop-ins from INDUSTRY come in recently to check out
our show to see comics such as the following:
- Agent(s) from ICM
- Talent scout from the Jimmy Kimmel Show
- A casting director from Liberman Patton that casts 5 TV shows and
cast one of our comics on the TV show: 'Medium'
We're bookng talented male and female comics now !!!
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WE ARE CURRENTLY BOOKING COMEDIANS FOR THE FOLLOWING FRIDAY DATES:
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Nov 09 - 27th - "BLACK FRIDAY" THE DAY AFTER THANKSGIVING IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN BOOKING THIS SHOW PLEASE DO SO ASAP AS IT'S FILLING UP QUICKLY...WHAT A BETTER TIME TO HAVE YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES THAT ARE IN FOR THE HOLIDAYS COME AND SEE YOU PERFORM!!!
Dec 09 - 4th
Dec 09 - 11th
Dec 09 - 18th
Jan 10 - 8th
Jan 10 - 15th
Jan 10 - 22th
Jan 10 - 29th
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TO GET BOOKED PLEASE SEND AN EMAIL TO: FUNNIFRIDAYS@AOL.COM
WITH YOUR CONTACT INFORMATION AND WEBSITE OR MYSPACE LINK IF YOU HAVE IT.
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Next New Networks is calling for head shots/reels for New York area comedians, actors/bloggers with strong improv backgrounds. We're casting for 2 shows and need both males and females.
1) A semi-scripted satire of late night talk shows.
2) A talk show in the style of the View, but with a focus on the frivolous. Each week the show will discuss the latest pop culture trends from Twilight to the Balloon Boy. We're looking for comedians/funny people who will have strong opinions and are willing to fight to the death for Team Edward or Team Jacob. This is not for the faint of heart.
Pilots are being shot soon so get your head shots / reels in quickly !
Send in your resume/reel/ headshot to Rob@NextNewNetworks.com
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COMEDIANS READ THIS!! THE COMEDY STORE NEEDS YOU FOR FRI NIGHT SHOWS ! (Hollywood (World Famous Comedy Store))
Date: 2009-11-23, 3:29PM PST
Reply to: job-qebbb-1479554581@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Showcase your stand up comedy talent and perform in a show at The Comedy Store
on the red hot sizzling Sunset Strip on the best night of the week!
FRIDAY NIGHTS!
The Long Running Hit Comedy Show, "FUNNY FRIDAYS" show now in it's 4th
year at THE WORLD FAMOUS COMEDY STORE is looking for new comics !!
In the "Belly Room" where Whoopi Goldberg, Jim Carey, Roseanne & Sam Kinison
honed their talent.
Get your fans, agents, managers, producers, directors, casting
directors, friends and family to come see you PERFORM YOUR STANDUP
COMEDY with well known comics froms MADtv, Comedy Central, Last Comic
Standing, Showtime, Def Comedy Jam, PDiddy's Bad Boys of Comedy and HBO
and at the same time meet people in the comedy biz and open doors to
showcase your talent.
We have drop-ins from INDUSTRY come in recently to check out
our show to see comics such as the following:
- Agent(s) from ICM
- Talent scout from the Jimmy Kimmel Show
- A casting director from Liberman Patton that casts 5 TV shows and
cast one of our comics on the TV show: 'Medium'
We're bookng talented male and female comics now !!!
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WE ARE CURRENTLY BOOKING COMEDIANS FOR THE FOLLOWING FRIDAY DATES:
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Nov 09 - 27th - "BLACK FRIDAY" THE DAY AFTER THANKSGIVING IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN BOOKING THIS SHOW PLEASE DO SO ASAP AS IT'S FILLING UP QUICKLY...WHAT A BETTER TIME TO HAVE YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES THAT ARE IN FOR THE HOLIDAYS COME AND SEE YOU PERFORM!!!
Dec 09 - 4th
Dec 09 - 11th
Dec 09 - 18th
Jan 10 - 8th
Jan 10 - 15th
Jan 10 - 22th
Jan 10 - 29th
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TO GET BOOKED PLEASE SEND AN EMAIL TO: FUNNIFRIDAYS@AOL.COM
WITH YOUR CONTACT INFORMATION AND WEBSITE OR MYSPACE LINK IF YOU HAVE IT.
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