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Monday, November 23, 2009

Need a Job? Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo!


Your Fairy godmother might be drinking up the sun and tequila in Cabo for the holidays, but we can help you find a gig at the Happiest place on earth. (No, not Hooters!*) DISNEYLAND!

That's right, you can find fun jobs wearing sexy Snow White costumes and hugging cute teenage boys while earning a paycheck! And if you don't have that particular fantasy, you can still crunch numbers or operate rides at the park. If we didn't have an aversion to rodents WE would work there. I mean, who wouldn't want to work along side Donald and Mickey and Goofy and Glenn Beck? (no?)

Here are a few folks who got their start working for the Mouse:


Wayne Brady - WDW dancer/Tigger Robin Williams - Jungle Cruise director (for a few weeks) Jennifer Hudson (American Idol) - sang on the Disney Cruise Lines Kevin (Backstreet Boys) - Aladdin Leanza Corbett (Miss Amercia) - Ariel at MGM Patrick Swayze - Prince Charming Kathryn Jooster (the West Wing) - Streetsmosphere MGM Performer Traylor Howard - CM Kevin Richardson (Backstreet Boys) & Wife - both CM's Taye Diggs - Tigger Joey Fatone - Ninja Turtle at MGM Terri Ivans (All My Children) - Cindrella Mice Steve Martin - DL magic Shop Kevin Costner - Jungle Cruise Captain (wife was Snow White) Richard Carpenter (The Carptenters) - DL CM Ryan Gosling (among many others) - Mouseketeer

Not to mention our favorites, Christina, Justin and Britney bitch!


So there ya have it! Check out a few of the jobs we list here and then go to the Disney site at corporate.disney.go.com/careers/index.html to get your E Ticket to a great job!


Work for Uncle Walt!


Male and Female Vocalists to portray Disney Prince and Princesses
For: Disney Cruise Line
Audition City: Toronto, Canada
Location: OIP Dance Centre
Looking For: Singers
November 23, 2009
01:00 PM
Time zone: Eastern Time (US & Canada)

African-American Female pop-gospel vocalists
For: Disney Cruise Line
Audition City: Toronto, Canada
Location: OIP Dance Centre
Looking For: Singers
November 23, 2009
04:00 PM
Time zone: Eastern Time (US & Canada)

Disney Character Performers
For: Disney Cruise Line
Audition City: Toronto, Canada
Location: OIP Dance Centre
Looking For: Atmosphere Characters
November 24, 2009
10:00 AM
Time zone: Eastern Time (US & Canada)

Disney Character, Parade and Character Look-alike Performers
For: Disneyland Paris
Audition City: London, The United Kingdom
Location: Danceworks Studios
Looking For: Face Characters, Atmosphere Characters, and Parade Performers
November 24, 2009
10:00 AM
Time zone: London

Male and Female Vocalists to portray Peter Pan and Ann Marie
For: Disney Cruise Line
Audition City: Toronto, Canada
Location: OIP Dance Centre
Looking For: Singers
November 24, 2009
01:00 PM
Time zone: Eastern Time (US & Canada)

Male and Female Vocalists to portray Disney Prince and Princesses
For: Disney Cruise Line
Audition City: New York, NY
Location: Ripley Grier Studios
Looking For: Singers
December 01, 2009
02:00 PM
Time zone: Eastern Time (US & Canada)

Female Dancers who Resemble Ariel
For: Hong Kong Disneyland
Audition City: Brisbane, Australia
Location: ID Studio
Looking For: Dancers
December 02, 2009
10:00 AM
Time zone: Brisbane

Female Face Characters
For: Hong Kong Disneyland
Audition City: Brisbane, Australia
Location: ID Studio
Looking For: Face Characters
December 02, 2009
12:00 PM
Time zone: Brisbane

Male and Female Dancers who Sing
For: Disney Cruise Line
Audition City: New York, NY
Location: Ripely Grier Studios
Looking For: Dancers
December 03, 2009
10:00 AM
Time zone: Eastern Time (US & Canada)

Disney Character, Parade and Character Look-alike Performers
For: Disneyland Paris
Audition City: North Hollywood, CA, USA
Location: Debbie Reynolds studio
Looking For: Face Characters, Atmosphere Characters, and Parade Performers
December 03, 2009
10:00 AM
Time zone: Pacific Time (US & Canada)

Female Dancers who Resemble Ariel
For: Hong Kong Disneyland
Audition City: Sydney, Australia
Location: NIDA - National Institute of Dramatic Art
Looking For: Dancers
December 03, 2009
10:00 AM
Time zone: Sydney

Female Face Characters
For: Hong Kong Disneyland
Audition City: Sydney, Australia
Location: NIDA - National Institute of Dramatic Art
Looking For: Face Characters
December 03, 2009
12:00 PM
Time zone: Sydney

Male and Female Vocalists to portray Peter Pan and Ann Marie
For: Disney Cruise Line
Audition City: New York, NY
Location: Ripley Grier Studios
Looking For: Singers
December 03, 2009
02:00 PM
Time zone: Eastern Time (US & Canada)

African-American Female Vocalists
For: Disney Cruise Line
Audition City: New York, NY
Location: Ripley Grier Studios
Looking For: Singers
December 03, 2009
04:00 PM
Time zone: Eastern Time (US & Canada)

Disney Parade and Show Performers and Disney Character Performers
For: Walt Disney World
Audition City: Orlando, FL
Location: Disney's Animal Kingdom Rehearsal Facility
Looking For: Puppeteers, Face Characters, Atmosphere Characters, and Parade Performers
December 03, 2009
04:00 PM
Time zone: Eastern Time (US & Canada)

Female Dancers who Resemble Ariel
For: Hong Kong Disneyland
Audition City: Melbourne, Australia
Location: Dance Factory
Looking For: Dancers
December 05, 2009
10:00 AM
Time zone: Melbourne

Female Face Characters
For: Hong Kong Disneyland
Audition City: Melbourne, Australia
Location: Dance Factory
Looking For: Face Characters
December 05, 2009
12:00 PM
Time zone: Melbourne

Male and Female Dancers who Sing
For: Disney Cruise Line
Audition City: N. Hollywod, CA
Location: Debbie Reynolds Studios
Looking For: Dancers
December 07, 2009
02:00 PM
Time zone: Pacific Time (US & Canada)

Male and Female Vocalists
For: Disney Cruise Line
Audition City: N. Hollywood, CA
Location: Debbie Reynolds Studios
Looking For: Singers
December 08, 2009
10:00 AM
Time zone: Pacific Time (US & Canada)

Character Performers
For: Hong Kong Disneyland
Audition City: Hong Kong, Hong Kong
Location: Hong Kong Academy of Performing Arts
Looking For: Atmosphere Characters
December 13, 2009
09:30 AM
Time zone: Hong Kong

Parade Performers with Dancing Skills
For: Disneyland Resort
Audition City: Anaheim, CA
Location: Disneyland Resort
Looking For: Parade Performers
December 13, 2009
10:00 AM
Time zone: Pacific Time (US & Canada)

Male and Female Dancers
For: Hong Kong Disneyland
Audition City: Hong Kong, Hong Kong
Location: Hong Kong Disneyland
Looking For: Dancers
December 13, 2009
01:00 PM
Time zone: Hong Kong

Jedi Training Academy - Darth Vader
For: Disneyland Resort
Audition City: Anaheim, CA
Location: Disneyland Resort
Looking For: Face Characters
December 16, 2009
04:30 PM
Time zone: Pacific Time (US & Canada)

Jedi Training Academy - Darth Maul
For: Disneyland Resort
Audition City: Anaheim, CA
Location: Disneyland Resort
Looking For: Face Characters
December 16, 2009
06:00 PM
Time zone: Pacific Time (US & Canada)

Disney Parade and Show Performers and Disney Character Performers
For: Walt Disney World
Audition City: Orlando, FL
Location: Disney's Animal Kingdom Rehearsal Facility
Looking For: Puppeteers, Face Characters, Atmosphere Characters, and Parade Performers
December 17, 2009
04:00 PM
Time zone: Eastern Time (US & Canada)
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More info & how to apply...

Our on-stage performers are only a small portion of the wonderfully talented group of Cast Members who bring the magic of Disney Entertainment to life.

You'll find more information on how to apply for these roles at one of the following sites:

Stage Management

Our Stage Managers are integral to the operation of our shows, parades, and events. With knowledge in a wide variety of stagecraft disciplines, a Disney Stage Manager is the central hub of communication for each production.

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Technical Services

We produce shows in an unbelievable variety of venues. From parades and street shows, to full Broadway style theater productions, to small atmosphere acts, our technical services group is responsible for all audio, lighting, and staging in our productions... no matter the venue.

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Costuming

Every performer in every show must look the part. Disney Entertainment Costuming designs, develops, and maintains the look of our Cast Members.

From hair and make-up for our Princesses, to the thousands of unique costumes our Cast Members wear. Our Costuming team helps us to tell the immersive story our Guests have come to expect.

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Scenic Design & Fabrication

Every prop, set piece, and float in any of our Disney shows or parades is skillfully crafted and decorated by our Scenic Design & Fabrication group. This is the team of highly skilled Cast Members who turn the concept drawings and specifications from our Creative Development folks into real life objects for our Guests to enjoy.

Assembled from a wide range of disciplines including sculptors, painters, set fabricators, and many more... this team brings life to the environments that convey a sense of place and theme to our productions.

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Show Support Services

As you might imagine, supporting the hundreds of shows executed at Disney parks each day is a huge challenge. Our Show Support Services groups move people, costumes, instruments, scenery, props, and all manner of related items all over our resorts. Their coordinated efforts to support all the Disney shows and events is a logistical masterpiece.

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Pyrotechnics

Disney is a recognized pyrotechnic industry leader and the world's largest producer of fireworks shows. It takes a large team of highly trained and certified pyro-technicians to execute our many unique shows around the world.

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Creative Development

None of our productions would happen were it not for the creative vision of our producers, directors, artists, designers, writers, choreographers, and all the other dedicated Cast Members who contribute their energy to a production before the first on-stage role is cast.

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“If you can dream it, you can do it. Always remember that this whole thing was started with a dream and a mouse.”

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Fine- here's a Hooters job for you too!

Hooters Restaurants Now Accepting Applications for Hooters Girls! (1858 Jonesboro Road, McDonough)


Date: 2009-11-06, 12:46PM EST Reply to: see below
Do you have what it takes? Whoever said you can't get paid for something you love, never worked for Hooters. We are now accepting applications for our World Famous Hooters Girls for part-time and full-time positions, no prior serving experience required; bilingual a plus! Enjoy the benefits of: - Tuition Reimbursement - Great Tips (averaging 40% more than other restaurants) - Awesome Sales Incentives & Contests (free trips, merchandise, gift cards & more!) - International Openings & Travel Opportunities - Promotional Modeling Opportunities - Flexible Hours Apply IN PERSON today at our Hooters of McDonough location and mention you saw this ad on Craigslist. No online resumes will be accepted. MUST be 21 years of age at time of application. Go to www.hooters.com/hootersgirl for more information on the exciting opportunities of being a Hooters Girl!
  • Location: 1858 Jonesboro Road, McDonough
  • Compensation: Hourly Wage + Gratuity
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.





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