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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Be More Famous Than Levi Johnston!

Become Santa Claus for dollars this Holiday Season!

Earn Money as the hottest guy in the WORLD!

Look, little Levi is cute and everything, but Santa has been popular for like 1000 years or something, and this year's Playgirl centerfold will be next year's " where is he now?" question on 'Are you Smarter than a 5th grader?'!

You may not get paid vacations or health care, but the gig is short-term and you can go back on unemployment after you return all the Christmas gifts your mom gave you for cash. As far as perks go, you get to sit on a throne, you have your own dressing room, and hot mom's will occasionally sit on your lap!

So apply now or buy a suit and go freelance. The choice is yours- Ho, Ho, Ho!

Ho! Ho! Ho!
Santa Claus needed at College Square Mall. Background check and drug testing required. Real beard preferred but not necessary for Santa.
815-284-3211 or e-mail at

Santa Claus is Coming to Town,and he needs your help!

Cherry Hill Photo Enterprises, Inc. runs the Santa Photo Set in local malls across the United States and Canada.

Looking for Real Bearded Santa Characters.( Costume Provided)

Must be customer oriented and enjoy working with children. Good attention to detail. No prior experience is required, but helpful. We train all employees

If interested please email

Job Opportunities for Professional Santas® is a Talent Agency for Professional Santas.
If you are interested in® becoming your Talent Agency, please complete this application form and mail or fax it to 232 via Eboli Newport Beach CA. 92663, fax number (949) 673-1030 or e-mail your application and photos to:

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Just be sure to tell him that we've been naughty and nice!

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1 comment:

  1. No one is hotter than Levi, there are a few who may be brighter though. -tommy p