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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Want to work on Black Friday? Ask for Combat Pay!

Are you so desperate for work that you would risk your life for a paycheck? Well do we have a job for you!

No, we don't want you to join the military or take a job at Chuck E Cheese, but it's just as dangerous.

You'll have to get up at 3am, drive to work in the dark and risk life and limb climbing over shoppers- dressed in sweats and slippers wearing dirty NFL blankets (which they got in a fight over with a 90-year-old grandma last Black Friday) over their shoulders and sitting in beach chairs sipping over- sized Mountain Dews and eating pork rinds- just to get to work.

Then you will be thrown into a job that you've had absolutely no training for and the doors will open to people who haven't slept since the day before Thanksgiving and who have coupons for a HD wide-screen TV for $10.95. (there will be one for sale.) and
who would as soon run your ass over as look at you.


We actually think that if you take one of these one-day only jobs you should go and hide in the bathroom until your shift is over. Bring a book and a sandwich because seriously, no one will notice anyway!

So check out the jobs, slap on your kids bike helmet and head to the nearest Wally World for a quick payday. Just think of the stories you'll be able to tell your kids.... if you make it home alive that is!

Best of luck!


Black Friday - Retail Assignment - Earn extra $$

ONE DAY ASSIGNMENT - November 27th 1:00am-9:00am (Black Friday).
Seeking candidates to assist customers with parking, locating items, crowd control busy departments and carry outs. $9.50 per hour.
Great opportunity to earn a few extra $$ for the Holidays.

Please refer to job code 25953p when responding to this ad.


> Retail Manager
> Customer Service
> Stocking
Location:Utica, NY
County:Oneida County
ZIP Code:13501
Pay Rate:9.50
Job Terms:per diem
Company:Staffworks Professional
Phone:315-735-5050 x240

Black Friday Retail Opportunities!!!!

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Black Friday Retail Opportunities!!!!

Job Description

Our client in the Framingham (MA) area is in search of candidates to work Black Friday. The shifts are a 1:00am-9:00am and a 4:00am-11:00am.

This is a great opportunity to get a little extra cash for the holiday season. There will be 2 half day training sessions as well on the week of black friday.

We are looking for customer service friendly candidates to manage the foot traffic at the store. Candidates must be able to stand on their feet all day. A patient and flexible attitude is a must! Please call our office at 508-870-0900 and reference "black friday" when calling.

Manpower is an Equal Opportunity Employer (EOE/AA)

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Charlotte , NC

Need flyering people to flyer on Black Friday! We need your help bringing awareness to the public about our newest health clubs!

Anyone interested will receive a free 30 day membership to our health club in exchange for your services!

Please respond via phone!!!

Get your friends to come in! You can have fun working and then have friends to work out with too!
San Diego, CA

Multiple Positions Available successful candidates must possess a telephone and transportation security experience preferred not required. Must have open availability including Thanks Giving Black Friday and Saturday after excellent people and human relations skills needed for this assignment. This for black friday for a large retail chain, hours will vary. Please read all instruction is this posting. Langner Security has recently been awarded a contract to provide crowd management/security for a major retail chain during "Black Friday" 11/27/2009. We have several positions available statewide and we are looking to work with qualified local security and event staff personal.

* We are hiring guards for this event. If interested in working as a guard, email the following to

1. Name
2. Telephone Number
3. Guard Permit Number (if applicable)
4. Email Address

If you need more info please contact us at 888 452 4987
ALEX FERNANDEZ 818 237 5347
Sub-Contractors please call 888-452-4987 extension 77204

-One day event, average work day 9-12 hours.
-Several locations with multiple guards at each.
-Competitive billing rate.

"Security is Service"


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