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Sunday, November 15, 2009

Another Post from the Former Jobs4YourFiredAss Site

New Foreign Jobs in Exotic…
March 19, 2009 ·


That’s right—- hundreds of civilians will be needed to help with the new administrations surge into that rather dodgy side of the world.

Back-up personnel for diplomats and military officers should apply- but not if you’re gay (they don’t really approve). Oh, and if you’re a woman and you don’t mind being dressed from head-to-toe in heavy cloth with only your eyes peeking through this is a job for you!

Sure times are tough in this economy but if you really want a job they’re out there! So don’t be all, “there aren’t any jobs in this horrible economy and I really want to work but there just isn’t anything for me and this President isn’t helping me at all and wah, wah wah.”

Don’t be a pussy. Apply now!

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